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I think I need to stop fucking men who have nicer apartments than me

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fuuuuuuuuuck, my left upper lip is all tingly! Is that a cold sore? I’ve never had one! I don’t want herpes! FUCK. FUCK. FUCKKKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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saw these at city lit and liked them.
I don’t know if I could handle defacing a book though argh

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rare-basement:

spacejard:

smathmouth:

I’m laughing so hard at this pro-life ad in the town newspaper

all the fetuses are friends

pretty sure they stole the second pic from someone’s livejournal icon circa 2003

“his friends are dead” AHAHAHAHAAAAA

rare-basement:

spacejard:

smathmouth:

I’m laughing so hard at this pro-life ad in the town newspaper

all the fetuses are friends

pretty sure they stole the second pic from someone’s livejournal icon circa 2003

“his friends are dead” AHAHAHAHAAAAA

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At the Bowie talk Dylan Jones made a fleeting reference to another rock memorabilia show that has an original urinal from CBGBs on display by the gents.
In the Q&A (I HATE Q&AS) some humourless woman told him off for this comment being exclusionary when there are a lot of women in the audience. What tha fuuuuuuuck? YOU are the reason people hate feminists!!!! Saying the word ‘urinal’ is not exclusionary! URGH.
Also, Dylan Jones is a massive self-regarding Tory bell. There are loads of valid criticisms of his lecture she could have made, but she chose a nonsensical one.

I HATE Q&AS!!!! Urgh I have never heard a good question at a Q&A. Might do a list of all the awful ones I can remember, though it might not be worth the vomit.

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oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

The other message is: stay away from chicks who think it’s DEAD CUTE AND QUIRKY to say Ringo is their favourite Beatle.

(via craftyhippo)

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mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

(Source: mylittledildo, via rare-basement)

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Thanks for making me vomit up your fucking dry chicken wings Meatmarket you shithole! Why do I continue to give Yianni my money, jesus

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I want this cushion pls

I want this cushion pls

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jesus, this boy went to fucking Alleyn’s, check out their motto, lolllllll

jesus, this boy went to fucking Alleyn’s, check out their motto, lolllllll