in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
Soz to get all smugsexual on you, but my life is so much better now I’ve realised I don’t want a relationship. I feel like it was such a priority of mine for way too long and I neglected other more important things. So stupid. These days the only time I kind of wish I had a partner is when I think about buying a house, cos it’s literally impossible on my own. But, really, do I need to buy a house? Sounds like a right lot of faff. And if I focus on my career perhaps I’ll have the cash eventually.
Oh and I would like someone whose spots I could squeeze. That is the best part of having a boyfriend.
But other than that, the thought of a relationship is so claustrophobia-inducing. Urrgh. And I don’t like who I am in a relationship, I’m not myself and I’m rarely happy. Obviously it works for some people, but not me, not right now. And how can you sleep with only one person all the time?? I can’t believe that was ever appealing to me. The same person, for the rest of your life, arrrrrrrrgh. Horrific.
All I want from life now is to become a Strong Independent Woman with my own flat and six or seven Special Friends who come visit when I feel like it.
or meet a wealthy dude with a big house in London (zones 1-3 only) who doesn’t mind me fucking around on the side
“There are some fucks for which a person would have their partner and children drown in a frozen sea”