I like Brooklyn 99 okay, but it’s made me realise Andy Samberg totally reminds me of that slightly meh Canadian I banged after watching Pootie Tang
Five Guys is a shitty burger, you idiots. Them patties were dryer than my panties during a Frank Underwood love scene.
The Cajun fries were ok, if you like overpowering SALT, which I kind of do.
Whoever was on my blog for an hour this evening searching for ‘lily allen’:
2. You’ve earwormed me with that fucking dreadful hard out here song, thanks a lot