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wait no I don’t that is silly whuttttt that is exactly who I should be doing

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:19:00 -0400

wait no I don’t that is silly whuttttt that is exactly who I should be doing

I think I need to stop fucking men who have nicer apartments than me

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:58:38 -0400

I think I need to stop fucking men who have nicer apartments than me

fuuuuuuuuuck, my left upper lip is all tingly! Is that a cold sore? I’ve never had one! I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:20:07 -0400

fuuuuuuuuuck, my left upper lip is all tingly! Is that a cold sore? I’ve never had one! I don’t want herpes! FUCK. FUCK. FUCKKKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOO

saw these at city lit and liked them. I don’t know if I could...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:01:10 -0400

saw these at city lit and liked them.
I don’t know if I could handle defacing a book though argh

rare-basement: spacejard: smathmouth: I’m laughing so hard at...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:07:00 -0400

rare-basement:

spacejard:

smathmouth:

I’m laughing so hard at this pro-life ad in the town newspaper

all the fetuses are friends

pretty sure they stole the second pic from someone’s livejournal icon circa 2003

“his friends are dead” AHAHAHAHAAAAA

At the Bowie talk Dylan Jones made a fleeting reference to another rock memorabilia show that has an...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:06:13 -0400

At the Bowie talk Dylan Jones made a fleeting reference to another rock memorabilia show that has an original urinal from CBGBs on display by the gents.
In the Q&A (I HATE Q&AS) some humourless woman told him off for this comment being exclusionary when there are a lot of women in the audience. What tha fuuuuuuuck? YOU are the reason people hate feminists!!!! Saying the word ‘urinal’ is not exclusionary! URGH.
Also, Dylan Jones is a massive self-regarding Tory bell. There are loads of valid criticisms of his lecture she could have made, but she chose a nonsensical one.

I HATE Q&AS!!!! Urgh I have never heard a good question at a Q&A. Might do a list of all the awful ones I can remember, though it might not be worth the vomit.

oh-deir: ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:04:53 -0400

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

The other message is: stay away from chicks who think it’s DEAD CUTE AND QUIRKY to say Ringo is their favourite Beatle.

mcbrayers: yet another unrealistic expectation for women

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:54:43 -0400

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

Thanks for making me vomit up your fucking dry chicken wings Meatmarket you shithole! Why do I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:57:31 -0400

Thanks for making me vomit up your fucking dry chicken wings Meatmarket you shithole! Why do I continue to give Yianni my money, jesus

I want this cushion pls

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:25:05 -0400

I want this cushion pls

jesus, this boy went to fucking Alleyn’s, check out their...

Thu, 16 May 2013 07:27:16 -0400

jesus, this boy went to fucking Alleyn’s, check out their motto, lolllllll

Yeah, true, but I have always been a BRILLIANT kisser, haha....

Thu, 16 May 2013 05:00:00 -0400

Yeah, true, but I have always been a BRILLIANT kisser, haha. Over-thinking things is not sexy.

I went home last night and my mother served me some godforsaken DRY turkey crap. And I thought...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:49:00 -0400

I went home last night and my mother served me some godforsaken DRY turkey crap. And I thought omgggggg, maybe the reason I’m so fat is cos I moved away from home and I’m actually eating nice food that I’ve cooked instead of my mum’s dreadful meals??

A terrible thing that I have started thinking about is kissing. I never used to think about kissing,...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:40:32 -0400

A terrible thing that I have started thinking about is kissing. I never used to think about kissing, just dove in and did it. Now I worry about lip pressure, softness, keenness, gentleness, urgency, tongue placement etc etc etc. kissing is great though. Kissing is great.

photographicpictures: Giorgio Moroder & Daft Punk by Hedi...

Tue, 14 May 2013 04:40:12 -0400

photographicpictures:

Giorgio Moroder & Daft Punk by Hedi Slimane, 2013

I LOVE YOU GIORGIO YOU MADE MY LIFE BETTER

Really didn’t need to see Don Draper being ridiculously hot and dom in this episode ffs

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:32:19 -0400

Really didn’t need to see Don Draper being ridiculously hot and dom in this episode ffs

hmm i think i have an idea who was reading my blog for an hour t’other day hmmmmm

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:08:40 -0400

hmm i think i have an idea who was reading my blog for an hour t’other day hmmmmm

I realise this is a compliment of sorts, and perhaps it is...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:19:00 -0400

I realise this is a compliment of sorts, and perhaps it is somewhat churlish of me to be annoyed but HONESTLY.

Do men seriously think they’re the first to copy and paste this from some gross PUA website? I have had DOZENS of these, almost identically worded. Is that lack of effort really a compliment?

And insulting other women’s looks, is that meant to flatter me? I’ve said it before A COMPLIMENT THAT RELIES ON THE DENIGRATION OF OTHER WOMEN IS NOT ACTUALLY A COMPLIMENT

I’m not even going to mention the dreadful spelling as that is a far lesser crime.

I never respond to these, perhaps I should?

(peonies btw, always peonies)

Donald Glover’s flow is so wack I could probably beat him in a battle. He’s still DEAD...

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:50:20 -0400

Donald Glover’s flow is so wack I could probably beat him in a battle. He’s still DEAD CUTE THO

what a horrible weekend! Don’t stay away from home for days without your meds, kids. Still, I...

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:00:00 -0400

what a horrible weekend! Don’t stay away from home for days without your meds, kids.

Still, I had a very cathartic crying session worrying about discrimination against gay boy scouts (???)